a super powerful and probably evil leader from a really cool secret organization put all of this together!!! applications to this secret organization are closed until HR stops complaining which is sometime close to NEVER!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the best way to view this website is on DESKTOP!!! using mobile IS BANNED IT DOES NOT WORK AND I DONT CARE TO FIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! unfortunate but maybe one day in the far off future that will change.
this website exists so we can document what happens in the daily life of this poor crime syndicate .... if theres any law enforcement watching over this page LOOK AWAY!!!! we are a charity group (its the truth!) spreading love and joy and hope and happiness presses a button on my desk that cues the awwww sound effect yes yes i know so theres NO REASON you should be here!!!!! smiles super widely and oh so innocently!!!!!!!
oh oh!! we also have an area for reviewing different media or rambling about thingssss... but those are only done during your 15 minute breaks!!!!! reviewing on company time is grounds for execution!!!!
i recently revamped our dumb old guestbook... so if thats something youre interested in feel free to leave something or dont i dont really care either way but i appreciate it all the same!!!! im a very kind leader!!! oh!!! and i realized u can apparently reply to comments on the guestbook!! i will Not be doing that but i read and cherish each one! yay hooray!!
hmmmmmmm i think thats a good introduction!!!!!! yes yes i did very good!!!!!!! smiles widely and does the ok sign!!!!!! everything aside if anyone ever reads these have fuunnnnn thank you in advance byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!