a super powerful and probably evil leader from a really cool secret organization put all of this together!!! applications to this secret organization are closed until HR stops complaining which is sometime close to NEVER!!!!!!! ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the best way to view this website is on DESKTOP!!! buuuuuut using mobile IS BANNED IT DOES NOT WORK AND I DONT CARE TO FIX IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this website exists so we can document what happens in the daily life of this poor crime syndicate .... if theres any law enforcement watching over this page LOOK AWAY!!!! we are a charity group (its the truth!) spreading love and joy and hope and happiness presses a button on my desk that cues the awwww sound effect yes yes i know so theres NO REASON you should be here!!!!! smiles super widely!!!!!!!
oh oh!! we also have an area for reviewing different media or rambling about thingssss... but those are only done during your 15 minute breaks!!!!! reviewing on company time is grounds for execution!!!!
i recently revamped our dumb old guestbook... so if thats something youre interested in feel free to leave something or dont but know if you dont ill be thinking about it for weeks watching the website hit count go up while no comments are left and ill start CRYING and BAWLING myself to sleep before i eventually die of dehydration or something so like picks at my nails nonchalantly if you want that on your conscious dont leave anything tch... i lied i dont care do what you want
hmmmmmmm i think thats a good introduction!!!!!! yes yes i did very good!!!!!!! smiles widely and does the ok sign!!!!!! everything aside if anyone ever reads these have fuunnnnn thank you bye!!!!!!!!!!!